MOST COMMON PET NAMES OF 2022

According to website Rover.com, here are the Top 10 Dog Names of 2022:
Male dog: 1. Max, 2. Charlie, 3. Cooper, 4. Milo, 5. Buddy, 6. Rocky, 7. Bear. 8. Teddy, 9. Duke, 10. Leo
Female dog: 1. Luna, 2. Bella, 3. Daisy, 4. Lucy, 5. Lily, 6. Zoe, 7. Lola, 8. Sadie, 9. Bailey, 10. Stella
* Well, it’s gonna be another 11 to 15 years before we see any changes to THIS list.
* Seriously, it’s time to retire Cooper, Bella, Buddy, Bailey and Max. Especially when most dogs just end up being called “Get off the couch!”
* What happens when you’re at the dog park, and you go, “Come here, Max!” and 20 dogs come over and hump your leg?
Male cat: 1. Oliver, 2. Milo, 3. Leo, 4. Charlie, 5. Max, 6. Loki, 7. Simba, 8. Jack, 9. Ollie, 10. Jasper
Female cat: 1. Luna; 2. Lily, 3. Bella, 4. Lucy, 5. Nala, 6. Callie, 7. Kitty, 8. Cleo, 9. Willow, 10. Chloe
* Pretty standard stuff. We can do better, people! Stop letting your 3-year-old name the kittens.
* I call my cat Sound of a Can Opener because that’s the only time it ever comes near me.
* What about pets that self-identify as the other gender?