MORE KIDS’ FUNNY NAMES FOR THINGS

Huffington Post continues to ask parents for the funny names their kids have come up with for things:
– “My daughter calls deodorant ‘armpit makeup.’”
– “9 y/o says what she misses most about going to movies is getting snacks from the ‘confession’ stand.”
– “My 3 y/o thinks the Beatles are Paul, George, Pingu and Joe Lemons.”
– “Last night my kid kept calling my slide sandals my ‘strap-ons’ and I couldn’t tell him why I almost wet my pants laughing.”
– “My 3-year-old calls them wish flowers and not dandelions and I’m good with that.”
– “‘Mommy really likes flash ‘em shows!’ She meant ‘fashion shows’— but try explaining that to the checkout lady.”
– “My 4-year-old calls badminton rackets ‘ball trampolines.'”
– “My 4-year-old calls a box of tissues a ‘bless you box.’”
– “How am I supposed to keep a straight face when my 4 year old calls popcorn ‘cop porn’?”
– “My daughter calls her teeth ‘smile bones.'”
– “My niece is 6 and she hates wearing jeans because she hates the zippers. But she doesn’t call them jeans, she calls them ‘wiener pants’ and I wish I didn’t find that out as she yelled it in the store.”
* Don’t worry, parents, we’ll get all these kids back in school again this Fall.
* If these kids think one clever little name for something makes up for 4 years of tantrums and diaper changing, they’ve got another think coming.
* At least they left out any funny names involving what happens in the bathroom.
* And remember, parents, have your kids’ hearing checked regularly.