MORE FUNNY THINGS THAT KIDS CALL THINGS

Collected by the Huffington Post:
– “My 4yo told me they had butt cakes after lunch today and I was like “what?!” And he was like yea it was buttcakes… big ol cupcakes with icing. Oh bundt cakes.”
– “Instead of “emotional” support, my son said “mimosa-tional” support and I want that a lot more.”
– “6yo told me he learned about a painter called Vingo Vango in school, and it took me a beat longer than I care to admit to figure that out.”
– “My 5 year old just referred to the drink menu as a “beer magazine” and that’s what I’m calling it from now on.”
– “My daughter doesn’t know the word “cough drop” so she is requesting medicine beans.”
– “When my daughter was four she tried to say she had the “heebie jeebies” but it came out “Hebrew Bee Gees.”
– “My 8 yo son just asked me what it meant when women were on their ‘pyramids.'”
– “My daughter called the 1st President ‘George Washingmachine.’”
– “My 12-year-old called her ankles ‘foot wrists'”
– “My kid is yelling “JESUS RICE!” as I usher him out the door and I am just trying really hard not to laugh.”
– “My son referred to a little boy today as ‘a double kid.’ A twin. The boy had a twin brother.”
– “Today my 7 year old grandson called our bathroom scales a ‘weight thermometer.'”
– “The first time we saw seals my daughter called them ‘pig…fish.’”
– “My 8yo keeps referring to the Statue of Puberty instead of the Statue of Liberty.”
* Parents: your child needs help.
* Or maybe they just have a lot of earwax.
* You know what they call kids who call things by the wrong name? Grampa.
* Adults have funny names for certain things, too, but let’s not go there.