MONKEYS ON THE LOOSE IN LEBANON, OHIO

There are monkeys on the loose in Lebanon, Ohio. Residents have used their phones to capture photos of the monkeys hanging out in trees. One resident, Amber, has spotted two monkeys in the area. Said Amber, “This guy played music and the monkey was rocking back and forth to it. It was sitting there literally dancing to his music.” Neighbors suspect the monkeys were pets at some point.
* But now, they’re sort-of mascots.
* Do you want Planet of the Apes? Because this is how you get Planet of the Apes, people.
* Do they at least come down and groom the townsfolk?
* Now the mayor wants to build a wall.
* This whole story is bananas.
* This reminds me – Trevor Siemian could have done better in Denver on Sunday, am I right?