MOMS HAVE SECRET SNACK SUPPLY

According to a survey of 2,000 women aged 21-45 by freeze-dried fruit manufacturer Crispy Green, two-thirds of American moms have a secret snack supply that they keep hidden from the family. Some of the findings:
– 66 percent of moms polled admit that they hide the really good snacks to avoid sharing them with their partner and children.
– Seven out of ten American women have felt guilt over simply eating a snack.
– 42 percent said they were embarrassed about their snacking habits.
– 70 percent say chips are their go-to secret snack.
* Wow, they really blew the lid open on this national secret.
* Excuse me, but they left out the most important info about mom’s snacks. WHERE IS SHE HIDING THEM?
* My mom’s secret stash was always Oreos. Oreos, and Prozac.
* Dad’s secret stash was the bottle of bourbon in the umbrella stand.
* Sadly, apparently no one is snacking on Crispy Green’s freeze-dried fruit.
* I always felt one of the great benefits of being an adult is no one can tell me what I can eat and when I can eat it. Krispy Treats for breakfast? Why not. Ice cream at 3 pm? Absolutely.
PHONE TOPIC: What is in your secret stash?