MICE DROP FROM CEILING AT DALLAS CHIPOTLE

Chipotle can’t seem to catch a break. After another food poisoning incident at a restaurant near Washington, D.C. on Monday, diners at a Dallas Chipotle on Tuesday filmed mice dropping from the ceiling and crawling up and down the walls. A Chipotle spokesperson issued a statement explaining that they had immediately contacted professionals who identified a small structural gap in the building as the likely access point for the rodents, and they are having it repaired. “This is an extremely isolated and rare incident,” the spokesperson said, “and certainly not anything we’d ever want our customers to encounter.”
* If only it had been raining cats and dogs, this could have gotten all cleared up on its own.
* Ratatouille 2: Ratataco.
* To be fair to Chipotle, they were Mice With Integrity, sourced from an all-natural vermin hole.
* Imagine the poor manager: “Mice? Oh, no, ma’am, you must be mistaken. We’re the food poisoning restaurant, not the mice-infested restaurant.”
* Just advertise it as “Free Pet Day.”