ME+MOO: THE FARM COW APP

In order to test the potential for 5G technology in rural locations, a British company called 5G RuralFirst has released a smartphone app called Me+Moo. Cows have been fitted with special collars. The Me+Moo app lets you choose your own connected cow and receive daily updates beamed from sensors on the farm. Once a cow has been selected, app users will receive regular updates on everything from how your cow is eating to how it is sleeping using the data collected by 5G technology. Each cow has been given their own profile – similar to that you may see on a dating app – with their name and a glimpse into their own specific personality. Through daily updates and videos, the app will showcase how the connected collars monitor the moooo-vements, health and milk production of the cows. You can download the Me+Moo app on iOS or Android.
* Order soon – you don’t want to get an ugly one.
* “Connected cow”. We truly are living in the 21st century.
* Did you heifer imagine this day would come?
* Can it tell you if those dadburn McDoogle kids down the lane are tipping your cows again?
* The next step, of course, is adopting your own calf and monitoring its life, until it becomes your dinner.