MCDONALD’S NAPKIN WILL IS VALID, SAYS JUDGE

A Canadian judge has ruled that a man’s will scribbled on a McDonald’s napkin is valid and should be honored. Philip Langan, 80, of Yorkton, Saskatchewan, died in December 2015, but listed the names of his seven living children with clear instructions to “split my property evenly” on a thin, brown napkin as he thought he was having a heart attack at a McDonald’s earlier that year. One of his daughters contested the napkin will, but three other children swore that their father did, in fact, jot down his will on the napkin and frequently referred to it as his final wishes. None of Langan’s children were with him at the McDonald’s at the time, but “other people were present and observed him writing” it.
* Did he at least live long enough for the return of the McRib Sandwich?
* If he’s eating at McDonald’s, there must not be much left to split.
* If he was of such sound mind, why was he eating at McDonald’s instead of Wendy’s?
* He scribbled out the will ’cause he thought he was having a heart attack at a McDonald’s? What would give him a crazy idea like that?