MAYOR ALLEGEDLY OFFERED SPEED BUMPS FOR SEX

A woman has accused the mayor of Lantana, Florida, of promising to get speed bumps put on streets in her neighborhood in exchange for sex. Catherine Padilla said she had asked the town to install speed bumps as a safety measure. She says that three years ago, Lantana Mayor David Stewart drove her to a motel after having lunch and said he wanted to have sex with her. She refused, but said he asked her again before the August 2015 vote, which was approved. Stewart denied the allegations, calling them “completely false.”
* Speed bump for a speedy hump.
* He couldn’t resist making the “sex for speed bumps” offer. He said it was her asphalt.
* I’ve heard of putting pork in the budget, but not porking.
* You’re supposed to serve the voters, not service them.
* Now Mayor Stewart’s political career is in for a bumpy ride.