MASSIVE STOCK MARKET DROP

The stock market went on a wild ride Monday, with the Dow Jones industrial average closing down 1,175 points, its worst point drop in history. At one point Monday afternoon, the Dow was down 1,579 points – the largest intraday point drop in the history of the index.
* DOWN Industrial Average, more like.
* Trump is blaming the lame Justin Timberlake halftime show.
* Most economists agree the stock market was over-inflated, this was part of a much-needed and expected “correction”, and not really a big deal at all. Unless it happens three or four more times.
* My 401-K just got “corrected” down to a 202-Z.
* Today, most of the guys on Wall Street are playing it safe and wearing brown pants.
* Don’t panic, and just remember Girl Scout cookies are coming soon and we’ll forget all about the stock market.