MANSION SQUATTER SELLS OFF ART COLLECTION

What’s worse than having a squatter in your home? Having that squatter sell off your valuable art collection. San Francisco police officers responded to reports of a suspicious person at a $17 million dollar home in Presidio Heights Saturday night and were greeted by Jeremiah Kaylor, who had been squatting in the house for some time. The house is currently for sale. Kaylor, 39, told police that he was in the process of buying the 8-bedroom, 7-bathroom home and produced fraudulent legal documents to back up his claims. Due to the late hour, police were unable to verify Kaylor’s documents at that time and left. The following morning the house’s real estate agent notified police that anyone inside the home was trespassing. As police got there, Kaylor had a painting next to a moving van outside of the home and the agent informed the officers that 11 paintings were missing from inside the home. They were valued at well over $300,000. Police have spent the last few days tracking down the 11 paintings, which Kaylor had allegedly offloaded at pawnshops and over social media for “well below their value.” The have recovered all but two of the paintings.
* If that wasn’t bad enough, the squatter also took all their light bulbs and toilet paper.
* Time for a home security system.
* The squatter almost left them with squat.
* The same thing happened when Hitler squatted in France and took all the artwork.
* Ha-ha! That would be a funny joke if anyone had gone to see “The Monuments Men.”
* He said he was in the process of buying the home? I kind of like that he had a fallback story ready to roll.
* He then tried to trade the cops a Matisse for a case of Budweiser.
* Now he’s in the process of hiring a lawyer.
* How about the integrity of the pawnshops that took him up on this stuff?