MAN WITH HEADACHES FINDS CHOPSTICKS UP HIS NOSE

In Vietnam, a man went to a hospital after experiencing severe headaches for five months. Doctors found that he had a pair of chopsticks lodged in his skull. The unnamed 35-year-old patient went to the hospital last week complaining of headaches as well as fluid discharge. A CT scan revealed 2-to-3 inch pieces of chopsticks up each nostril and stuck in his brain. The man recalled that he’d been involved in a fight five months ago while out drinking and didn’t remember many details from the brawl, only that someone had stabbed him in the face with an unknown object. He did go to a hospital following the incident, but doctors didn’t find any abnormalities with his nose at the time. Doctors were able to remove the chopsticks.
* Which was good, because it was lunchtime.
* He did mention that he’s had Chinese food on his mind lately.
* Coulda been worse. Coulda been steak knives.
* Who was the fight with, John Wick?
* Did they check his ears for fortune cookies?
* Now he can breathe easier, literally.