MAN USES HARMONICA TO ROB HOTEL CLERK

A man from Thunder Bay, Ontario used a harmonica to steal a cellphone from a hotel clerk. The front desk clerk reported the man brandished a metal object he believed to be a gun before taking his cellphone and fleeing the scene. Police tracked the cellphone using GPS co-ordinates and found a man matching the suspect’s description. The man told them he had used a harmonica in the holdup. Police recovered the missing cellphone, and confiscated the harmonica. The 23-year-old thief is facing charges including robbery with an offensive weapon.
* Now he won’t even be able to play the blues in prison.
* Is a harmonica an offensive weapon? Other than the way Bob Dylan plays it, I mean.
* If it had been an accordion, he’d be looking at life.
* It’s like they say: When harmonicas are outlawed, only outlaws will have harmonicas.
* Guy really blows.