MAN TRIED TO BLOW UP NEIGHBOR'S CHICKENS

Speaking of mad bombers… In Fort Pierce, Florida, a man was arrested after he allegedly built a homemade bomb and tried to kill another man’s chickens with it. Police say 55-year-old Scott Wegener built the explosive device from a Canadian Mist whiskey bottle, black powder, sand and a cannon fuse. Wegener threw it into the other man’s backyard where it detonated. Wegener, nicknamed “Spider,” had apparently been engaged in an argument with the man over a BB gun.
* Dumb cluck.
* What a fowl neighbor.
* And yes, it was almost a case of … Murder Most Fowl.
* He could have blown his fingers off over something he could have shot his eye out with.
* A cannon fuse? What year is it in Fort Pierce, 1790?
* I think we know what happened to the Canadian Mist.