MAN TO GET BERNIE SANDERS TATTOO REMOVED FROM PENIS

An Alabama man is having regrets over getting a Bernie Sanders tattoo on his penis. Wanting to show support for the former Democratic presidential candidate, Joshua Hughes, 28, had the phrase “Feel the Bern” inked on his member. “It seemed like a good idea at the time,” he posted on Facebook. “But with Bernie now well and truly out of the race, I went through all that pain for nothing.” A photo of the tattoo was removed for failing to meet Facebook standards. At the time, Mr. Hughes shared how he’d experienced difficulty getting the tattoo in the first place, explaining how he had to go to three different tattoo artists before his found someone who would do it where he wanted it done. The artist said the job was no more difficult than a normal tattoo, except that the client made things harder by “squirming constantly” during the process. In his Facebook post about the tattoo’s removal, Hugh expressed a desire to get it removed through laser surgery, which can be more painful than the tattooing process.
* I would think the expression “Feel the Bern” on a penis would be quite the turn-off to women.
* When the guy comes out of the pool, his tattoo just reads “Fern”.
* At least “Feel the Bern” is a shorter slogan than “Make America Great Again.”
* Some people think Bernie got the shaft, but in this case the shaft got Bernie.
* “It seemed like a good idea at the time”? Wow, is that a classic line.
* And what time in your alternate universe was that?
* The client made things harder during the procedure? So he got an erection?
* Maybe the tattoo artist enjoyed the pain because he was a Hillary fan.
* A tattoo of support on a citizen’s penis? You’d hate to see this election get weird.