MAN STOLE CAMEL AS BIRTHDAY PRESENT FOR GIRLFRIEND

In the United Arab Emirates, police have arrested a man for allegedly stealing a newborn camel to give to his girlfriend for her birthday. The owners of the baby camel reported the theft from their farm earlier this month. Several days later, a man called authorities to say a stray camel had wandered onto his farm a couple miles away from the farm of the missing camel. When interrogated, the man broke down, and admitted that he stole the camel for his girlfriend and then tried to use the “I found it” story when he thought he might be caught.
* A present for his girlfriend? Are camels like parakeets over there?
* He was hoping to get a hump day out of it.
* In my day, you only had to walk a mile for a Camel.
* Maybe his girlfriend wanted him to return it because it was the wrong size.
* Nice boyfriend. He’s a thief, AND a cheapskate.