MAN STEALS $3,000 IN TOOTHBRUSHES

Police in Steinbach, Canada, are searching for a man who stole $3,000 worth of toothbrushes from a Shoppers Drug Mart. Security tape shows a man dressed in dark clothing entering the store during regular hours and walking out with 14 electric toothbrushes valued at roughly $3,000.
* The electric toothbrushes are $214 each? THAT’S the REAL crime here.
* Police say the man is armed and vibrating.
* No floss?
* The cops should stake out every double-A battery display in the city.
* The crime wave has Crested in Steinbach.