MAN SPRINTS NAKED DOWN AISLE OF PLANE

A man ran naked down the aisle of a Virgin Australia plane a half hour after takeoff. Australian officers said the man knocked over an attendant during his bare sprint on a flight from Perth to Melbourne. It is unclear how or where the passenger removed his clothes.The stunt forced the plane to turn around. The man was arrested upon landing back in Perth.
* His name? Seymour Peters.
* At least they got him back in the cockpit to finish flying the plane.
* When the captain says “prepare for takeoff,” it doesn’t mean your clothes.
* No plane needs a second joystick.