MAN SHOOTS SELF IN LEG, TWICE

An Anchorage, Alaska, man faces criminal charges after he accidentally shot himself in the leg twice at a downtown bar early Sunday morning. Police were called to the PlayHouse bar around 2:15 a.m. Sunday where they found 30-year-old Andrew Abellanosa on the floor bleeding profusely with gunshot wounds to his leg. Abellanosa pulled the gun during a dispute at the bar and accidentally shot himself, twice. Officers used a tourniquet to stop the bleeding and medics took Abellanosa to a hospital, where he was in stable condition.
* I guess if someone shoots you, you’re allowed to return fire, no?
* Well, back to the shooting range.
* After he shot himself the first time, he should never have asked for that “do-over.”
* “Stable condition”? Let’s not rush into that diagnosis.
* I bet his true condition is “hung-over.”
* The gun was loaded but he was even more loaded.
* I’d still rather shoot myself twice in the legs than once in the groin.
* He would have shot his own balls off but he was seeing double so he took out the legs.
* Imagine fighting someone and the first thing they do is shoot themselves twice. You’d have to be loving your chances.
* Hey, Andrew – next time you get into a dispute – use your words.