MAN SHOOTS DOWN CHRISTMAS TREE

Nooks Lindell of Nunavut, Canada, went into the woods with friend Joe Gauy to cut down a Christmas tree. Well into their trip, they realized they hadn’t brought an axe or a saw. They decided they had two choices: pull it down with their snowmobile, or shoot it. Mr. Lindell had just bought a lot of bullets half price, so the decision was made. It took ten shots with a .303 caliber rifle to fell the 18-foot tree he’d picked out for his high-ceilinged living room. And, he got a bonus tree. “I was going through one tree and hitting the next tree. So I took two trees down,” Lindell said.
* Awwww… a momma tree and her baby!
* A firing squad may actually be kinder than being sawed apart while you’re still alive.
* And then the wolves attacked them because, you know, no bullets left.
* He needs to be reported to the town botanist.
* I think we just found the next big thing after the axe-throwing bar craze dies down.