MAN RULES

Reddit asked, “What is an unwritten rule of being a man?” Some of the responses:
– “No matter your age, a stick is a cool sword.”
– “Always click the tongs before use.”
– “Always bring all the grocery bags from the car in one trip.”
– “If you ever tie anything down to a trailer, you must then slap it and say ‘that’ll hold.'”
– “Every sneeze maximum volume.”
– “Swear when you sneeze violently.”
– “Always offer to help move heavy furniture, even if you secretly hope they say no.”
– “Shut up and do your job.”
– “Don’t shut cabinet drawers with your hip.”
– “Never look a man in the eye while he is eating a banana.”
* Well, NOW the rules are all written, aren’t they!
* PHONE TOPIC: Have you got any man rules?