MAN PUNCHES SELF IN FACE TO AVOID BREATHALYZER

Police in Belfast, Maine, arrested a man who allegedly punched himself in the face to avoid a breathalyzer test. Police found the car of 27-year-old Brian Fogg in a ditch early last Saturday morning. When they tried to administer a breathalyzer test, Fogg allegedly punched himself in the face three times, causing himself to bleed. Police tended to his injuries instead of giving him the test. Fogg is charged with Driving Under the Influence, falsifying physical evidence and criminal mischief.
* Was his name Brian Fogg or Brain Fogg?
* He was smashed – first by booze and then by himself.
* First he got drunk, and then he got punch-drunk.
* What does he punch if they want him to take a urine test?
* Later, he felt so stupid for punching himself that he kicked himself.
* It’s not often you’re cruisin’ for a bruisin’ – from yourself.