MAN PRETENDS TO BE A STATUE TO AVOID POLICE

In Australia, police were called to a new building site at South Plympton around 3:30 Thursday morning after a security company reported a person walking around inside with a flashlight. Officers, with a police dog on patrol, searched the site and found a man inside one of the apartment units standing very still and pretending to be a statue. The man, a 29-year-old, was arrested and charged with trespassing.
* That only works when you’re being chased by a T-Rex. They only see movement, you know.
* Dumbest game of “Red Light, Green Light” ever.
* The police dog was thinking “Seriously? You think I’m that stupid?”
* It might have worked if only he hadn’t stripped off his clothes and pretended to be Michelangelo’s David.
* He should have put the flashlight in his mouth and said, “Nobody here but us lighthouses.”