MAN KEPT DAD IN FREEZER

A Dutch man has admitted that he kept his father’s dead body in a freezer for more than a year. The father’s doctor had not seen him in awhile and asked police in the town of Landgraaf to do a welfare check. Police found that the elderly man had died about 18 months ago at age 101 — and that his 82-year-old son was keeping his remains in a freezer at home. The son told them, “I didn’t want to lose my father. Otherwise I would miss him.” He put his father in the freezer so he could “still talk to him.”
* And the best part about still talking to him? No more arguments.
* Now that’s what you call an ice pop.
* Hey, man, you have a cool dad.
* Police like it when they can solve a cold case.
* Is that standard procedure in a welfare check – to look in the freezers? How about laundry dryers? Wardrobes?