MAN HITS SELF IN HEAD WITH CINDER BLOCK

Frank Stuart Nixon Jr., of Wichita Falls, Texas, called authorities to an intersection last Wednesday morning, where they found him sitting on a curb with a piece of bloodied cloth held to his head. Nixon told police that two men jumped from a pickup truck and one of them hit him in the head with a hammer. Nixon was taken to a hospital for treatment, where he gave police more details of his alleged assault. That’s when an emergency room nurse told law enforcement that Nixon’s story conflicted with a woman’s story. The woman said Nixon’s wound was actually self-inflicted: he had hit his own head with a cinder block because he was angry when she wouldn’t leave with him.
* Well, he sure showed HER!
* What a blockhead.
* Dick move, Nixon.
* Maybe he got hammered before he conked himself with the cinder block.
* It sounds like hitting his own head with a cinder block didn’t cause too much damage, if you know what I mean.