MAN HITS HIS MOM WITH A PORK CHOP

An Athens, Georgia, man was arrested for assaulting his mother with a pork chop and then head-butting her for not buying him cigarettes. Terry Bernard Ball Jr., 29, was eating a pork chop at his home on Monday when he became upset with his 60-year-old mother, police said. After throwing the chop at her, Ball got up, pushed his mother and head-butted her, police said. Ball’s father intervened and restrained him until police arrived.
* “That’ll loin ‘er,” he said.
* Did he have to be so ham-handed?
* More second-hand damage from smoking.
* Hopefully the head bruises will be gone by Mother’s Day.
* It was a waste of a good piece of meat, but I’m sure he’ll get porked plenty of times in prison.
* Talk about bringing home the bacon.
* More like bringing home the beating.
* Sounds like somebody needs some quiet time.
* No, not in your room. In the Big House.