MAN HAD WOLF SPIDER EGGS IN HIS TOE

A cruise ship passenger was vacationing with his wife in the south of France when suddenly his toe swelled up and turned purple. British man Colin Blake, celebrating his 35th anniversary on a cruise with his wife in Marseille, went to the on-board doctor and learned that a Peruvian wolf spider had bitten him and laid eggs inside his toe. When the doctor sliced open his toe, spider eggs came pouring out. (* POURING OUT!!!) After he returned from his trip, Blake went to his doctor and was put on a course of antibiotics, but four weeks later there was still something going on down there. It turned out to be a leftover baby spider that hadn’t been flushed, and it hatched and was eating its way out of his toe.
* Thanks, and hope you all enjoy the rest of your breakfast.
* It bit his toe AND laid eggs. Are these wolf spiders jerks or what?
* And I bet the baby spider had COVID, from the cruise ship.
* I’ve heard of webbed toes, but this is ridiculous.
* Hey, cruise line – Next time you go to Peru, how about at least hosing the ship out afterwards?