MAN HAD NEEDLES IN HIS BUTTOCKS FOR TEN YEARS

A Chinese man was finally relieved of a decade-long pain in the ass. Mr. Chen, a 55-year-old resident of Changsha, had experienced a stinging, tingling sensation in his buttocks for the past 10 years. Earlier this month, he finally decided to go in for treatment. An X-ray discovered the problem: eight embroidery needles. Ten years ago, while working, Mr. Chen accidentally fell onto a scrap pile that included a bag of the needles, which became lodged in his butt. Chen pulled them out himself and thought he got them all, but obviously he hadn’t, and they became a regular source of discomfort and pain.
* Isn’t that a stitch?
* Guess he… finally got the point.
* When he showed Mr. Chen the X-ray, the doctor really needled him.
* At least he can put this behind him.