MAN FLASHES GENITALS IN INTERCOURSE, PENNSYLVANIA

Police are investigating an incident where a man flashed his genitals inside a public library in the infamously named town of Intercourse, Pennsylvania. Brandon R. Holbrook, 41, is accused of exposing himself to a 33-year-old woman in the Pequea Valley Pubic- er, Public Library in Intercourse, which is a village in Leacock (* stop it!) Township. Holbrook was charged with indecent exposure and open lewdness.
* What did he say at the library? “I’d like you to check this out”?
* I say, book ’em.
* Speaking of libraries, he’s overdue – for a psych evaluation.
* He was trying to impress the woman, but it flopped.
* He just exposed himself so ironically, he was not having intercourse in Intercourse, Pennsylvania.
* You get the feeling he wanted to though.
* I still think Intercourse is a better name than Humping, Pennsylvania would have been.
* That reminds me, have you ever been to Dry Hump, Arizona? Now there’s a tough town.
* You know, they should upgrade the name of this town. How about “Doing the Wild Thing, Pennsylvania”?