MAN FASTED THINKING GOD WOULD THEN GIVE HIM A LAMBORGHINI

A deluded Zimbabwe man believed that God would give him a Lamborghini if he fasted for 40 days and 40 nights in the wilderness. Mark Muradzira, a Youth Leader of Risen Saints Church in Bindura, central Zimbabwe, wanted the car to give to his girlfriend because it’s her favorite car. Mr. Muradzira hid out in remote mountain country to prevent him from being tempted to eat. Luckily, concerned friends tracked him down after just 33 days and took the emaciated 27-year-old to a hospital where he is said to be showing signs of recovery.
* Sorry – at 33 days, you just get a used Kia.
* Now that he’s got the world’s sympathy, start a GoFundMe and he’ll have enough for a Lamborghini by Thursday.
* You’re doing it wrong. Take a lesson from American ministries if you want to know how to get a Lamborghini from God. Those guys have hundreds of sports cars. And planes, too, to get away from the suckers who send them money.
* Anyway, God’s more of a McLaren kind of guy.