MAN EXPOSES SELF AT CHURCH

In Vero Beach, Florida, last Wednesday, Christopher James Frey, 48, walked to the front of the stage during a service at the Central Assembly Of God church, turned to face the crowd of 39 people, pulled down his pants and “exposed his penis to everyone in the room,” according to the police report. Several men in the church ran to the front of the room and got Frey to pull his pants up and escorted him out of room. Deputies asked him why he flashed the congregation. “The Lord told me to do it,” Frey told deputies.
* In that case, you are free to go.
* I mean, if the Lord tells you to do something good, like help the homeless or do a good deed, then who’s to say He’s not telling someone else to wave his wang?
* The crowd responded: “Your rod and your staff, they do not comfort me.”
* Let’s review again how “Do unto others” is supposed to work.
* I disagree. I think the devil made him do it.
* I bet the priest didn’t say “Please rise” after that.
* Notice how he did it inside so a lightning bolt couldn’t hit it?
* The collection was delayed so the congregation could collect themselves first.
* Who would do such a thing? I mean we all want to, but who would go through with it?