MAN ENDS 500-DAYS-OF-CHIPOTLE STREAK

An Ohio man who ate Chipotle every day for the past 500 days says he is finally ready to eat something new. Bruce Wayne (* not that one) ended his streak last Wednesday after grabbing a meal at the Tiffin, Ohio, Chipotle restaurant, where he put on a Batsuit (* he’s still not that one) and ordered mini quesadillas. Wayne broke the record for the most consecutive meals at the Mexican fast food restaurant in December at 426 days. Chipotle pledged a $4,260 donation to a cancer charity in honor of the $10 a day average Wayne spent over the 426 days. In a post on his Instagram Tuesday, Wayne says “it isn’t just the end of one adventure; it’s the start of a new one.”
* Dude, it’s just lunch.
* That quote was cheesier than a side order of queso.
* You can only dodge food poisoning so long.
* He says he’s done with this healthy crap, and he’s ready for 500 Days of Krispy Kreme.
* The ball’s in your court, Clark Kent.