MAN DRIVES NEW CAR INTO SHOWROOM

In Somersworth, New Hampshire, James Colado, 75, bought a new Subaru Legacy from Calef Auto last Thursday. As he was leaving the lot, he drove the car right through the glass front doors into the showroom, taking out a section of the front wall of the building. Mr. Colado was not injured.
* Mr. Collido, more like.
* Forgot his hat?
* Unhappy with the financing deal?
* “I’m sorry, Mr. Colado – the farmer’s market is across the street.”
* Maybe he was trying to take a short cut to the body shop.
* It’s that darn sign as you leave the dealership: “Visit Us Again Soon”.
* PHONE TOPIC: Did you ever break something as soon as you got it?