MAN DREAMED WIFE WAS CHEATING, WOKE UP AND STRANGLED HER

Police in Eynon, Pennsylvania, arrested a man who tried to strangle his wife after he woke up from a dream in which she was cheating on him. 49-year-old Conrad Rudalavage had been drinking before he fell asleep, then woke up Saturday convinced that his wife was unfaithful. Police say he attacked, choked and threatened to kill her until his teenage daughter intervened and tried to call 911. Police say he then attacked the daughter. She was able to escape and run to neighbors for help. The neighbor helped pull Rudalavage off his wife, who was treated for bruises and other injuries to her face, head and neck. Rudalavage was jailed on an attempted homicide charge.
* Plus for not being a very nice guy.
* Now he’s trying to find the guy in his dream.
* This is not going to help his wife stay faithful.
* What do you bet his lawyer paints him as the victim here? (cough) Ambien! (cough)
* Oh sure, he’s suffering from realistic nightmare syndrome.
* It’s what many Dems are going through today with the Inauguration.
* I’m sure his new cellmate will be happy that he’s the faithful type.