MAN DIES RATHER THAN WATCH ANOTHER PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE

George Norman Davis, a Pennsylvania man, died last month. His obituary says he died to avoid watching another presidential debate. In an obituary that ran in the Delaware County Daily Times, the U.S. Army veteran’s family spoke of his negative outlook on the current state of politics. “Apparently he meant it when he said he would rather die than have to watch the presidential debate,” the obit read. “At least he is no longer obligated to vote, firmly believing regardless of the outcome, the nation is going someplace in a handbasket and he would rather travel in the opposite direction.” Davis passed away Sept. 26 shortly after the first debate. The obituary ran September 29th.
* Some guys have all the luck.
* This is as far from “undecided” as you can get.
* One thing’s for sure – he’s in a better place now.
* Wait, let’s not get too hasty here. Just because you’re dead doesn’t mean you have to stop voting.
* Of course this guy could have just switched to a sports channel, but it’s too late now.
* Me? I’m holding up okay except I keep hearing these weird campaign slogans in my head. (And don’t get all defensive about your candidate – I’m making fun of both of them.)
* Here’s two campaign slogans: “Vote Trump: Not Just a Pretty Face.”
* “Vote Hillary: If You Liked Libya and Syria, You’re Going to Love World War 3.”