MAN CRAWLS UNDER RESTROOM STALL, TELLS LADY HE WANTS TO HAVE SEX

Police are trying to identify a man who crawled under a bathroom stall at a Cracker Barrel in Boynton Beach, Florida, and told a 79-year-old woman that he wanted to have sex with her. The woman told police she was using the bathroom last Tuesday afternoon when the man crawled under the stall and told her that he wanted to have sex with her. She said he cursed at her, so she screamed for help and the man walked out of the bathroom.
* Quite the charmer.
* That kind of reaction is not going to find you a date for Saturday night, lady.
* Just start with how unwise it’d be to crawl on a public restroom floor.
* Right there, you’d know the man was capable of doing anything.
* She went to Cracker Barrel and met up with the bottom of the barrel.
* I like how “stall” rhymes with “crawl.” If this wasn’t so twisted it’d made a good limerick.