MAN CAUSES FLOOD AT STRIP CLUB

A man is accused of causing massive flooding at a Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, strip club by destroying a toilet. Pedro Alberto Bernar-Santiago, 20, was reportedly seen “kicking down the top of the toilet that holds all the plumbing.” The assault destroyed the $1,000 toilet and $3,000 worth of carpeting, as the water seeped into the main lobby of the club. Bernar-Santiago was charged with malicious injury and public intoxication.
* It was the first time the floor had been washed since forever.
* Strippers wouldn’t come down off the poles until the floor was dry.
* A $1,000 toilet? That’s more than I paid for my car.
* The strippers refused to clean his pipes, so he took it out on the plumbing.
* Pedro Alberto Bernar-Santiago? Don’t tell Trump!