MAN BREAKS INTO TARGET DURING NINJA PRACTICE

Christopher Atkins was arrested about 1 a.m. Monday as he was breaking into a Target store in Dunwoody, Florida. The store’s alarm tipped off police to a break-in. The 25-year-old Atkins admitted to police that he broke into the store “because he was reading the book Naruto, Volume 5,” which was teaching him “how to be a ninja and how to enter secured areas.” “Naruto” is a Japanese comic that follows an adolescent ninja. Police said he didn’t take anything.
* Although they say he left his senses.
* Well, he’s got the “adolescent” part down.
* Too bad he hasn’t gotten to “Volume 6” where the kid ninjas get caught breaking into a Japanese department store.
* “Target – Expect More.” Like the police showing up.
* He should have broken into a Home Depot. No one ever notices you in a Home Depot.