MAN BLOWS UP CASINO TOILET

A Pennsylvania man was arrested for blowing up a casino toilet with a “commercial-grade” firework after he was caught trying to steal bottles of alcohol from a restaurant. Security at the Rivers Casino in Pittsburgh caught Jeremy Allen Hartman trespassing inside a closed restaurant early last Sunday morning. He was trying to steal a bottle of alcohol valued at $4,000. While being escorted to the Casino’s secure holding area, he asked to use the restroom. While in the employee restroom, he allegedly lit a firework and put it in the toilet. It exploded, and a casino employee who was also using the restroom was injured. Authorities found more commercial-grade fireworks in Hartman’s vehicle.
* Not the first thing to go bust at a casino.
* That’s it – from now on, cavity searches!
* Looks like he was playing his own version of craps, and doing it the hard way.
* The Rivers Casino – It’s a Blast!
* The firecracker worked, but this guy’s a dud.