MAN BITES (POLICE) DOG

A New Hampshire man has been charged with resisting arrest and biting a police dog. Police in the town of in Boscawen say the man unsuccessfully tried to hide under a pile of clothes to evade arrest over the weekend. The dog found him and bit him, but then the suspect put the police dog in a chokehold and bit it on the head. The police dog has been cleared medically to return to duty.
* But it now has a healthy respect for piles of clothes.
* The dog was thinking “This guy must have gone to the same police school as me!”
* McGruff is supposed to take a bite out of crime. The crime isn’t supposed to take a bite out of McGruff.
* Now the police dog wants to carry a gun.