MAN AVENGES DECADE-OLD FART PRANK

A Washington state man set his parents’ home on fire as revenge for his brother’s decade-old fart prank. Police say Joel Cruz, 29, was alone inside his parents’ home in the city of Yakima Wednesday when he suddenly became angry remembering that his brother cut the cheese in his face 10 years ago. Cruz placed a pot of vegetable oil on the stove with the burner on high and ran out of the home before a blaze erupted. The home was left visibly torched with black smoke residue around its windows. Cruz told police he heard voices in his head. He was taken to a hospital for a psychiatric evaluation.
* Doctors suspect a rare condition known as shitzophrenia.
* He heard voices in his head and they kept saying, “Aw, man – who farted? Was that YOU, Joel?”
* He smelt it, and then ten years later, he dealt with it.
* Why go his parents’ house? Did his mom served burritos that night?
* The Fart Avenger sounds like one of those new Marvel Superheroes.