MAN ARRESTED FOR THROWING DORITOS AT BIKE RIDERS

A Tour de France fan was arrested for throwing corn chips at two riders in the race. As racers Tadej Pogacar from Slovenia and Jonas Vingegaard from Denmark were pedaling wheel-to-wheel up the fearsome Pla d’Adet, one fan along the route threw a handful of Doritos in the face of Pogacar, who went on to win the leg of the race. The man was arrested for “aggravated violence” before being released.
* So he was Frito go?
* Well, you do need lots of carbs for a bike race.
* He should have been charged with improper use of a Dorito. There aren’t enough chips in a bag as it is, what kind of idiot wastes them?
* Like they say in the snack business, Cheetos never prosper.