MAN ARRESTED FOR THROWING BURRITO AT HIS SISTER

Casper, Wyoming, police on Saturday arrested a 20-year-old man who allegedly threw a hot burrito at his younger sister, resulting in a burn on her left arm. Gage Fisher and his younger sister had gotten into an argument about a cup, with Fisher believing she had taken the cup from which he had been drinking. Their mother told Fisher to leave the house in order to defuse the situation, and Fisher became angry at his mother for taking his sister’s side. He then threw a hot burrito, which had just been removed from the microwave, at his sister. The burrito hit her arm and, she claimed, caused a burn.
* It’s been a long winter in Wyoming.
* He should have been arrested for what he did to the burrito, not his sister.
* She may have a burrito burn today, but it’ll be gone tamale.
* It’s only a matter of time until he escalates his weapons up to Buffalo chicken wings.
* PHONE TOPIC: Nasty things my brother (or sister) did to me.