MALDIVES MINISTER ARRESTED FOR USING BLACK MAGIC ON THE PRIME MINISTER

Police in the Maldives have arrested a state environment minister, accused of performing “black magic” on the president. Fathimath Shamnaz Ali Saleem, the State Minister for Environment, Climate Change and Energy, was arrested on Sunday along with two others. Police did not give details for her arrest, although a local media outlet said Shamnaz was arrested for performing black magic on President Dr. Mohamed Muizzu.
* Responded President Muizzu: “ba-CAWK!!!”
* Reportedly, she’s ‘got his nose’ and won’t give it back.
* She’s the State Minister for Environment, Climate Change and Energy. How ’bout doing some voodoo on global warming?
* If this doesn’t get her a spot on Penn & Teller Fool Us, nothing will.