MALAYSIAN MAN WILL LET YOU BEAT HIM UP IN FRONT OF YOUR GIRLFRIEND, FOR A PRICE

A Malaysian man who often gets mistaken for a member of a street gang has started a “villain for hire” business, where he’ll “harass” your girlfriend so that you can beat him up and look like a hero to your gal. Shazali Sulaiman, 28, advertised his service on Facebook where — for “a reasonable fee” — he’d set up the scenario and take the beat down. He writes, “Are you tired of your partner thinking you are weak? For a reasonable fee, I can help you prove them wrong.” For example, he says, “When the boyfriend goes to the bathroom, I pretended to ‘harass’ his girlfriend. When he returns, he confronts me like a hero.” His price: $22.50 weekdays, but on the weekends the price jumps to $34.00. Additional fees may apply, with regards to travel, overnight stays, or, presumably, medical bills.
* This is great, but how do I get my girlfriend to Malaysia?
* Does it have to involve a girlfriend? Can you beat him up if you’re having a crappy day and you’re just super-cranky?
* What if you come back from the bathroom and your girl has already beaten this guy up?
* What if, when you’re off in the bathroom, you realize that you don’t really like the girl and don’t go back, and now he’s stuck with the girl?
* Shazali Sulaiman – doing his part to promote Toxic Masculinity.