MAGICALLY APPEARING DEAD SHARKS ARE NOW A THING IN FLORIDA

Authorities are wondering why a 5-foot-long dead shark was left in the parking lot of a St. Augustine, Florida, Walmart. Deputies were called to the store parking lot last week after the shark was found in a shopping cart. It seems the owner of an RV parked nearby had woken to find the shark on his vehicle’s hood. The owner said he then put it in the shopping cart. What’s more, days later sheriff’s deputies were called to a driveway in Vilano Beach where they found another dead shark.
* Sharknados?
* Florida land sharks?
* Why was the shark in a Walmart shopping cart? Because all the scooters were taken.
* I knew you could find almost anything at Walmart, but this is nuts.
* The weird part is that sharks ordinarily shop at Target.
* It’s Florida. The real question is why wouldn’t a shark be in a shopping cart?
* Frankly, this is as close to normal as Florida ever gets.
* Don’t worry, one of those Burmese pythons should be along to eat it anytime now.
* No wait, first an alligator will eat the shark, then the python will eat the gator.
* It’s Florida’s version of the circle of life.