MAFIA BOSS BITES OFF, SWALLOWS PRISON GUARD’S FINGER

A Sicilian mafia boss serving a life sentence bit off and swallowed a prison guard’s finger during an altercation. Guiseppe Fanara, 60, who was serving a life sentence at Rome’s Rebibbia prison, attacked seven guards in June when they came to inspect his cell. During the altercation Fanara bit off the guard’s little finger on his right hand. The finger disappeared, leading officials to conclude it had been eaten. (* Eaten? Maybe he PALMED it.) Fanara has since been transferred to Sardinia’s high-security Sassari prison.
* I’ve heard of finger food, but this ain’t it.
* Usually it’s the INMATES who give the GUARDS the finger.
* At least it was easy to finger the guy who did it.
* I hope they feed him more over at the new place.
* On the bright side, now the guard will get a 10% discount on manicures.