LUCKY CHARMS INTRODUCES MARSHMALLOW UNICORN

Lucky Charms has unveiled its first new marshmallow in 10 years – the unicorn. Earlier this month, General Mills announced it was retiring the hourglass marshmallow. They asked social media users to vote on which marshmallow they would like to see next. The winner was a white horse head with a pink and blue horn and mane highlights.
* “C’mon, Timmy, time to eat your bowlful of horse heads!”
* The unicorn is imaginary, just like Lucky Charms’ nutritional content.
* I think we all know the actual numerical winner from social media was “brown poops”.
* Really rolls off the tongue – “Pink hearts, orange stars, yellow moons, green clovers, and pink-and-blue horned unicorn heads with matching mane highlights.”
* Some people want to use the democratic power of social media to tackle issues like gun control and immigration, but cereal marshmallows is nice, too.