LAST PERSON BORN IN THE 1800’S DIES

A woman believed to be the oldest person in world has died at the reported age of 124. Francisca Susano died on Monday night at her home in the Philippines. Officials believe she was the world’s last surviving person born in the 19th century. Documents say she was born on September 11, 1897 – a year before the Spanish relinquished reign over the Philippines. Her cause of death is yet to be determined.
* Maybe her skin just gave out.
* So … Joe Biden was not born in the 1800’s? Whaddaya know.
* Right to the very last she was hoping she was one of Marvel’s Eternals.
* If she lived in the Philippines, she must have seen the introduction of a lot of new things there. Like shoes, in the 1940’s. And the wheel, which came along there in the ’50’s.
* For her last words, she said her only regret is not being able to learn who ordered the hit on the Dutton family on “Yellowstone.”