LARGE NUDIST RESORT TO CLOSE

Paradise Gardens, a huge nudist resort that’s been open in Cincinnati, Ohio since 1970 is closing its gates. The owners sold to a developer who will build five new homes on the 34 acre property. Paradise Resort president Ron Coleman told Cincinnati.com: “It’s a completely different economy now than it used to be back in the 70s and 80s when both parents weren’t always working,” he said. “Now, it’s hard for families to schedule a time to utilize the place.”
* Is that huge NUDIST resort, or HUGE NUDIST resort?
* We just keep getting kicked out of Paradise.
* The sign says, “Sorry, we’re clothed.”
* Open since 1970? Where will all these seniors go to get naked together?
* Anybody want to buy some used towels?